Cats the Movie ー Apawling and Hissterically Catastrophic

RANDOM BUT RELEVANT

Written by Susan Xi. Edited by Marc Scocca and Lasya Ramakrishnan.

Artworks by Alice Schroeder.

Put in modern jargon, Cats was unsurprisingly two hours of a Furry Con circus. On the way to the theatre, I learned that it had only made back $74.6 million of its $95 million budget. While I was buying tickets, the cashier eyed me with concern. By the time the movie finally started, a grand total of 15 people had shown up to witness the grandeur unfold.