Cats the Movie ー Apawling and Hissterically Catastrophic


Written by Susan Xi. Edited by Marc Scocca and Lasya Ramakrishnan.

Artworks by Alice Schroeder.

Put in modern jargon, Cats was unsurprisingly two hours of a Furry Con circus. On the way to the theatre, I learned that it had only made back $74.6 million of its $95 million budget. While I was buying tickets, the cashier eyed me with concern. By the time the movie finally started, a grand total of 15 people had shown up to witness the grandeur unfold.